Well, Minggu tanggal 20 April kemaren gue ngebuka sebuah walkthrough Chrono Trigger yang udah lama disimpen di dokumen. Di akhir walk...

Chrono Trigger Troll FAQ

Well, Minggu tanggal 20 April kemaren gue ngebuka sebuah walkthrough Chrono Trigger yang udah lama disimpen di dokumen. Di akhir walkthough ini ada FAQ yang ngetroll abis. Awalnya sih terkesan biasa, tapi kesananya makin ngelantur, haha. Beginilah kira-kira:

Q: Do you have something against women? You seem to be constantly slagging off Marle and taking a few shots at Lucca as well!

A: Those are just my feeble attempts at humour. Now, let's focus on the actual Chrono Trigger stuff, mmkay?

Q: Are there any ways to level quickly so I can get my characters to that oh so wonderful level of **?

A: To explain this best, I'll just quote the email that Fyreseel so helpfully sent me, the main aim of which is to get Ayla's Bronze Fist: "Using Crono, Robo (of course), and Ayla (Again, of course), head to the Geno Dome. Be sure to equip the Gold Stud on Crono, set your cursors to memory, and then enter the dome. When you get inside, you're taken on the huge conveyor belt where you fight a ton of enemies. Set Crono to Luminaire, Robo to Heal Beam (Or whatever the name of his heal all is; I hate the guy and never use him, personally), and Ayla to whatever. Hold down a rapid fire A button and let the sparks fly! I was averaging a level every other time I went on the belt. When you get to the other side, take the path back out, and voila! Step outside and use a shelter, and you're ready to do it all over again. Even better if you're using ZSNES; just hold down the "tilde" (~) key for fast forward and hold down your rapid fire. I leveled her to level ** from 51 in about 30 minutes using the fast forward trick."

Q: I thought the subquest where Gaspar says "One of you is close to someone who needs help... Find this person... fast." was about Lucca's mother, but you've listed it as a sidequest for Magus. Why?

A: You can verify that I'm right in this listing by doing the following:

1) Complete the other six subquests, INCLUDING saving Lucca's mother.
2) Talk to Gaspar again; he'll still list that hint.
3) Complete the Black Omen.
4) Take the gate from inside Lavos and talk to Gaspar. He'll say, "That poor woman can finally rest, now that the Black Omen is gone. She's reverted back to a human..."

Q: After you reactivate Robo in Fiona's Shrine, what is the "Entity" that the party discusses?

A: I've heard several theories on this including that the entity is Lavos (that one's just retarded though), that it's the player, that it's Schala and finally, that it's the planet. The last one of those is correct. How do I know this? In a webchat the creators of Chrono Trigger held a few years ago, they said that the actual text said that it was the planet, and that they had no idea why it was translated as the entity. Step forward Ted Woolsey...

Q: You refer to Azala as female. How come?

A: In past press releases, Square themselves have referred to Azala as a she, so I (amazingly enough) take that as to mean that Azala is female.

Q: Could you show us these press releases?

A: I was hoping you wouldn't ask that... No, unfortunately I can't, but that doesn't mean they aren't out there, somewhere. This is not something I've just made up, but if you really want to, just don't believe me. However, don't take that as an excuse to email me relentlessly about me being a liar or some crap like that!

Q: You refer to Flea as a guy. Hunh?

A: Well, Flea refers to himself as a guy AND, more importantly; in Chrono Cross, when you fight Flea in the Bend of Time, if you target him, it shows the male gender symbol, thus irrefutably    proving that Flea is indeed a bloke and is hiding some tackle underneath that skirt!

Q: WTF?! Flea has BREASTS!

A: So does my dad. And on weekends, my name is Gwendolyn.

Q: What does the guy in the Programmers Room mean when he says "I can fix a broken map for 10,000,000GP." or something to that effect?

A: It's just a joke. You can only carry 9,999,999GP in the game so it would beimpossible to pay him anyway.

Q: When I try to enter the code into the console in Arris Dome, nothing happens!

A: Are you using an emulator and a keyboard as your controller? If so, your keyboard will probably only allow two of those keys to work at any give time. You need to bind L, R and A to the same key and press that instead. Don't forget to unbind it when you're done!

Q: When I enter the code to save Lucca's mother, it doesn't work!

A: You'll kick yourself when you find out what you're doing wrong. I'll assume that you know the code is LARA right? When the dialogue comes up telling you to input the code, press X first to clear the dialogue window and THEN press L, A, R and finally A again. At each correct button press, you should hear a chime. VĂ³ila! Two perfectly healthy legs! I'm led to believe that is the second most annoying question FAQers are repeatedly asked...

Q: Aargh! All I can see is some smoke/clouds! HELP!!!!!

A: ... and this is alledgedly the worst. What's going on is you do not have transparency settings enabled on your emulator. If you cannot set these, you can simply remove the smoke layer, but that does also remove text. Have fun jumping about between them!

Q: How do I remove layers in my emulator?

A: That's not my job to tell you. Read the documentation that came with the emulator. If that doesn't help, see if they've got a website or help forum you can ask on. If none of these work/are possible, then you're screwed matey. Go out and buy the bloody game you scrounging git!

Q: But I'm European! It was never released over here!

A: Quit yer whinin'! I had exactly the same problems but then I imported a cart and a US SNES. It wasn't actually worth it since I don't dare risk my beloved cart but mweh, you can try and get it that way over eBay.

Q: Will Chrono Trigger ever be released in Europe?

A: Well, Square Europe seem pretty ineffectual on porting games over. Look at how long it took them to do FFX! Chances are it may NEVER get over here, which will be a crying shame since it's one of their very best games. The main reason they don't do so is that since it isn't a Final Fantasy game, it's projected sales income in Europe is far too low for them to afford producing a specially tailored version for us. Still, as long as I have my imported cart! *huggles* *snaps it* *has a heart attack* *dies*

Q: Are you alright?
A: ...

Q: What's it like on the other side?
A: I'm dead, stop asking questions. Us dead folks aren't allowed to talk to you living people. =P

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